rhodeskc

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God:
Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch, like a safe cracker or a pickpocket.
Bender:
Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money.
God:
Yes, if you make it look like an electrical thing. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
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