The interwebz at work is choked up and all brokenz.
Because everyone else is remote accessing the servers instead of actually coming to work. Keep in mind that I actually came to work, and I live in Seattle (work in Redmond), and my lazy as shit co-workers that live a few streets over are working from home because they don’t want to come to work.
Note: Admittedly, one of them cannot get out of his driveway, which is where I draw the line at not coming to work.